bababooey

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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firethekitty

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

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0rit

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@izvmimi is a real one for this edit

kleefkruid
kleefkruid

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

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feralratbitesu

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

play-now-my-lord

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy

play-now-my-lord

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this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man

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ocdnatural

when dealing with mosquitos do you:

  1. leave them alone and let them hang out around in ur room (normal)
  2. trap them with a cup and a sheet of paper and put them outside (mostly normal)
  3. slap them in the air or on your skin (sure)
  4. hit them while theyre on the wall or a piece of furniture so it leaves a stain (absolutely fucking deranged)
sergle

ABSOLUTELY love these tags I respect this person so much

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brokendreamsandpyramidschemes

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ritterdoodles

You can tell OP has never lived in an area infested in mosquitoes, those assholes suck to the highest degree

agentfrostbite

Plot twist, OP is an alien researcher attempting to gather information and wildly misinterpreting humanity’s reactions

batsy-bueller

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OP this you?

flyttadigs

i had to live the majority of my life in the louisiana heat, terrified of malaria and the west nile virus since i was a child, and breathe in the mosquito killer gas that trucks regularly spray down the street in the summertime just to read someone on tumblr say that its normal to let a mosquito live

headspace-hotel

I promise mosquitoes are not in short supply. Smash those fuckers flat